Top ten reasons why mixed curling has replaced sex as the Number One indoor sport!!
10. Men don’t fall asleep when play is completed.
9. In mixed curling women always shoot first.
8. The iceman always cleans the sheets after you play.
7. Short is not always bad.
6. You can use your rubber more than once.
5. You get to shoot your rocks 16 times in just one game.
4. The harder you stroke, the further it goes.
3. You can score more than once in each end.
2. You can do it in eight different houses in less than two hours.
And the number one reason why mixed curling has replaced sex as the number one indoor sport …
- Because in mixed curling it’s acceptable to play with your best friend’s spouse.
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